Problem with a Coke 12 pack

 

I bought some 12 packs of  Coke yesterday.  One of the 12 packs tore when I lifted it into the car. So I had this conversation with Coke Bear.

M: So are you going to investigate this.

 

CB: Sure. We will see which assembly line made it and cut the pensions of the line workers by half for two years.

 

M: Won't that just decrease Coke's long term liabilities.

CB: Yes but I'll take a bonus for cost control next year so it all evens out. Win Win.