Friday, June 9, 2017

Ski Bear Likes the New Smart Car

 Over on the Weiss Chronology, I have a post that discusses the new car we got for George.

One of our stuffed animals especially likes the car. That would be Ski Bear. He likes it because of the name, 'Smart Car'. 

You can see Ski Bear getting ready to drive it in the first image. 

The second image shows a close up of Ski Bear in the driver's seat.

Ski Bear frequently tells people that his head is big because his job as a ski instructor requires enormous mental resources. 

When asked to explain that, Ski  Bear goes on and on about the importance of knowing that you form your skis into a pizza shape to slow down and in the shape of parallel french fries to speed up. Apparently, Ski Bear considers that the proof of his 'enormous mental resources' comment.


Monday, June 5, 2017

Vampy In Office Attire

Vampy was seated in his official Ambassador's chair today for a picture.

He is wearing both an American flag lapel and a pentagram. The latter is a token of recognition from Satan. Igor, perhaps thinking of how to word his 'assistance' to Vampy,  is perched precariously on the armrest.

Vampy, because of his Ambassador status (see a previous post), has been lording over (or as they say down there, 'Sataning Under' the regular demons). One day,  Vampy will have to resign his Ambassador status and there will be hell to pay (yes, I got this idea from what Owen said,  Well, he'd better have those units in the south range repaired be midday or there'll be hell to pay!.)