Saturday, January 29, 2011


Another Alligator Movie


I watched this movie with Gate.

There were many men and women eaten whole and 1980s entertainers/actresses Debbie Gibson (plays an animal rights activist who frees captive snakes) and Tiffany (who plays a park ranger).

Debbie calls Tiffany a 'gator feeding b..ch' which starts a fight between the two. The fight takes place at an outdoor buffet and lots of different food gets thrown around. Then they make up and help stop the animals.

At one point as the giant gators and pythons get to Miami, the women see a shopping area being destroyed by the giants. One says, "well, I've always hated that mall".

Tiffany is eaten by a gator in one bite. The giant gators and pythons are destroyed by explosives. Debbie falls out of a helicopter into a swamp and is eaten by a dying gator. A park is dedicated to their memory.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Another Intervention


Only a few days after the alcohol abuse intervention, a drug intervention was held by Grad's friends.

They pretty much said the same thing as at the alcohol intervention.

However, they brought in a new friend, Hard Rock bear who commented that instead of hard drugs, you could enjoy Hard Rock and, then he started going on and on about how unique he was.

Anyway, Grad seems to have been laying off the prescription drugs but that might be because he used them all and the pharmacy won't send any more

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Time for an Intervention


Grad's friends wanted to help him so they had an intervention.

Gate said, "Your drinking alcohol really hurts me because its not near a swamp."

UGA said, "I'm sad because you aren't being vigilant when you are drunk."

Coke Bear said, "It hurts me that you use only alcohol and not my company's products."