At one point in the day, our inventory of Coke reached the zero mark.
This is a red flag for Coke bear because he says that this situation results in our not getting a sip of joy. Also there is the more coercive marketing angle (Coke bear would say it's the more information loaded angle) but let's not go there today.
Both Martin and George purchased stock and now we have many dozens of cans of Coke.
A happy Coke bear rests on the inventory.
I was putting men's cologne on the stuffed animals a few days ago. I do this every so often so they will smell nice.
By mistake I put some on Lucy. She was upset and told me it was a form of assault. She threatened a lawsuit but, even though she went through an old time phone book, none of the lawyers she called would take the case. The ones who didn't answer the phone didn't return her call.
