Lucy Angry Threatens Lawsuit

I was putting men's cologne on the stuffed animals a few days ago. I do this every so often so they will smell nice.

By mistake I put some on Lucy. She was upset and told me it was a form of assault. She threatened a lawsuit but, even though she went through an old time phone book, none of the lawyers she called would take the case.  The ones who didn't answer the phone didn't return her call.