Lucy Provides Advice Wants Payment

A few days ago, I was about to make a matzoh dressing (also could be called a matzoh pilaf).

I got out one of Ann's cookbooks and was frustrated at the skimpy table of contents. As I finally got to the matzoh stuffing page, Lucy (the doctor who looks at medicine as a business, not a calling) said,

"Why don't you just Google it?"

I did and used a variation of the James Beard Foundation's recipe.

Then Lucy said,

"That will be $500 for the referral"

Later, after several short reminders of her fee, she told me,

"By the way, you can pay through Paypal"

I'm thinking of getting a restraining order (or as they call it in MD, a protective order).