Vampy Aiming to Exceed Benchmarks

The selection process for first line manager in the underworld is still going slowly, after all, it is a hellish bureaucracy. Thus Vampy decided to try to hone his core competencies in order to exceed his benchmarks.

Here he is reading some stories that, as Vampy tells it, provide both motivational and technical information that can be readily integrated into procedures that increase operational efficiency.

(much of the management jargon above comes from blog posts by Darth Vader, e.g., this one) 

Vampy didn't like the flash I used when I took this but otherwise considers this post to be part of his overall marketing plan.