I bought some 12 packs of Coke yesterday. One of the 12 packs tore when I lifted it into the car. So I had this conversation with Coke Bear.
M: So are you going to investigate this.
CB: Sure. We will see which assembly line made it and cut the pensions of the line workers by half for two years.
M: Won't that just decrease Coke's long term liabilities.
CB: Yes but I'll take a bonus for cost control next year so it all evens out. Win Win.
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