Monday, August 5, 2024
Outside Gator
Tuesday, May 28, 2024
New Stuffed Animal - Mark Ham Owl
Sunday, December 31, 2023
UGA in Triumph
Sunday, December 24, 2023
A Vampy Trick finally overcome but he has another trick
Wednesday, July 19, 2023
Another many hour mashgiach assignment
Monday, July 17, 2023
Seven Hour Mashgiach Assignment
Friday, July 14, 2023
New Coke Product
Sunday, March 19, 2023
Vampy Welcomes Us Home with Computer Malfunction
Monday, October 31, 2022
Spoiled Hallowen Vampy OK with it.
Vampy was pleased today.
Halloween was spoiled for the local kids by rain.
Of course Vampy thinks the commercialization makes people forget the true meaning (Satan Worship).
A somewhat different version of this is in the Weiss Chronology.
https://weisschronicles.blogspot.com/2022/10/#1319791816568865337#1319791816568865337
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Friday, October 28, 2022
Pumpkin Spice News
As the first image shows, 7-11 now has pumpkin coffee as a standard product.
They also have a pumpkin spice gourmet additive to put in regular coffee.
Of course you don't get the upscale ambiance of the Starbucks experience.
I imagine that Mr. Pumpkin (second image) is happy about this.
Monday, February 7, 2022
'Awesome' has survived being banned
'Awesome' was banned in 1984.
This University is on 100+ acres near Sault Ste Marie, Michigan.
I wonder what they say at Guido's Premium Pizza (a few blocks from campus) when you order a large with everything pizza.
The complete list of banned words is at
https://www.lssu.edu/traditions/banishedwords/year/
Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Whose is your favorite painter
I was listening to Laugh USA in the car. It has stand up comedy all day.
One comedian was recounting an experience while he was dating.
First a group for guys and gals gathered in a room. A facilitator came and said, "To break the ice, we will go thru the room and each of you give one word answers to a number of questions (then there would be speed dating I think)."
The first question was, "Who is your favorite painter?". The gals were asked first. (I think the instructions were not to repeat an answer). The first gal said "Van Gogh", the next "Monet", then "Picasso", etc. The comedian was sweating because he didn't know artists well. Then when the guys were asked, the first said, "Michelangelo".
The comedian felt better because he remembered that 3 other of the TMNTurtles were named for artists. But other guys immediately before him picked Leonardo, Donatello and Rafael. It was the comedian's turn. He hesitated for a few seconds then said, "Splinter" and got some laughs from both guys and gals.
One of his speed dates said she loved the answer. He said, "Thanks but it was done in panic since I don't know anything about art", which ruined that part of the speed date.
Tuesday, November 30, 2021
Vampy at the blood bank
I almost always have daylight appointments for blood donation.
Also, I have mostly given platelets.
But today was whole blood as I can't wear the mask and remain motionless for 3 hours. I might try plasma next time as it is only about 20 minutes more than whole blood.
So
I brought Vampy. He was pretty frustrated because the red cross made
him wear a mask and this ruined his plans for blood withdrawal.
On the other hand, the staff at Red Cross loved him. The Phlebotomist wanted to get in a picture with Vampy. I happily agreed and this is shown in the second image.
Metrics: Pulse=62, BP= 130/88, Hg=15.4
Monday, November 22, 2021
Annoying Tax Related Dream
I had been thinking about the Minimum Required Distribution, MRD (George reminded me about it) of various instruments, typically individual retirement accounts, IRAs.
I went to sleep. In my dream I was talking to a tax advisor, presumably about the MRD. I heard someone in the background talking to my tax advisor (not my alligator who currently works in enforcement for the IRS - this is cross posted to the Weiss Chronicles),
Talker: "I have an answer for you on whether business expenses offset income from extortion."
Adviser: "Just a second, I'm on the phone with a client."
Me: Maybe we should talk later.
Then I woke up.Friday, November 19, 2021
Problem with a Coke 12 pack
I bought some 12 packs of Coke yesterday. One of the 12 packs tore when I lifted it into the car. So I had this conversation with Coke Bear.
M: So are you going to investigate this.
CB: Sure. We will see which assembly line made it and cut the pensions of the line workers by half for two years.
M: Won't that just decrease Coke's long term liabilities.
CB: Yes but I'll take a bonus for cost control next year so it all evens out. Win Win.
Saturday, October 30, 2021
Theological disagreement
Two of our stuffed creatures have theological opinions about Halloween.
It is a disagreement.
Vampy dislikes Halloween because it is too commercialized and doesn't focus on praise for Satan, or as Vampy calls him sometimes, our father below.
Mr. Pumpkin, on the other hand is quite fond of Halloween as it increases pumpkin sales, use of pumpkin seeds, pumpkin spiced latte, etc.
He even insists that our lighted pumpkin be pointed to the street to publicize the miracle of pumpkins.
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
Off to Israel for Soccor Bear
Soccer Bear (a.k.a., kick) is off to Israel.
Although he doesn't cause trouble like, say Vampy, with his continued promotion of the area 'just outside Dublin' I reached a high point of annoyance. Now I would rather he stay with Beth and Oz.
We were sending some books there anyway so Soccer Bear is accompanying them.
Wednesday, January 27, 2021
When Stuffed Animals Collaborate
Coke Bear must have gotten this idea from Wile E. Coyote (from his eyes you can see he likes his coffee).
Coming soon to grocery stores and already available on line from Walmart are multiple flavors of Coffee Coca Cola.
I suspect there may be a price premium on these, at least at first.
This comes just after Coke announced it was ended production of 40% or so of its brands, so they must have some taste research to back up this product introduction.
Friday, December 4, 2020
New Air Freshener is a Big Hit w Mr. Pumpkin
Mr Pumpkin is nearly always on message with the value of pumpkins, whether nutritional or indirectly benefiting national defense or the health of children.
So we ordered some "pumpkin spice things up" air freshener. As with the pumpkin spice latte, it lists ingredients that only tangentially refer to pumpkin. In the case of the air freshener, the ingredients include 'fragrances'.
But that seems good enough for bragging rights to Mr. Pumpkin.
Tuesday, November 3, 2020
Awesome Arm Rests Dude
I brought home two boxes of pizza today.
Michelangelo used the occasion to set them up so he could use the boxes as arm rests.
Mikey's comment was easily anticipated.
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Thursday, October 22, 2020
Pumpkin Spice Latte Found - But there is an issue
After searching other places, I found a bottle of Pumpkin Spiced Latte (yes it is a Starbucks product) at a Safeway.
Mr. Pumpkin had been advocating getting this product. His reasoning is that it helps the national defense and you can't put off helping the national defense.
Interestingly, other than the name of the product, the word 'pumpkin' does not appear any where on the label. The description indicates cinnamon and all spice and the official ingredients has 'natural flavors' as the 5th component.
Mr. Pumpkin contends that, notwithstanding its role in national defense and childhood nutrition, the pumpkin industry is comprised of humble, hard working folks who just want to support our country and our country's health.
Thursday, September 24, 2020
The Professor Cogitates
The Professor came out to look at the construction site of our sukkah.
He had this to say,
"It is a differential experience to see a construction site honor a conceptual construct, particularly one that aims at a pre dialectic neo narrative in a self sufficient paradigm of meta cultural realism. Although with a subtext of patriarchal interpolation spaced within a mythic normative liberationalist materialism, it does not fail to give a degree of pretense to rationalism."
Wednesday, September 16, 2020
Wile Joins Us for Socially Distanced Coffee
Ann works for a contractor that, although continuing to pay her, has run out of work to give her. Explanation below.
So we went out for coffee today. We took Wile E Coyote but made sure he was masked for protection from infection. You can tell from Wile's eyes that he likes the smell of coffee.
Ann had taken off her mask to drink the iced coffee.
Ann's company is responsible for auditing medical coding at a major Federal facility.
However, the primary coding is slow because a number of coders quit. Basically a series of management mistakes.
Friday, August 14, 2020
Coke Bear Mostly Approves
He approved of the fact that we had an 11 bottle inventory.
He was disappointed that one of the bottles was a grocery store house brand but not upset with us because, as he puts it,
"Coke doesn't consider house brands a threat, otherwise we would have a stronger defense against them."
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Wednesday, August 12, 2020
Soccer Bear Has Influence
A Soccer Dream
This was also a post in the regular chronology blog.
I don't generally think much about soccer and when I do think about it, it is about how boring I find it.
Notwithstanding, I had a dream in which I was building a soccer practice field. I had guideposts like in the image but I had mounted them on Roomba-like devices. They would look like the second image (which has a big vacuumed material retention box) except sleeker.
I also had the soccer field tilting to make it harder for the forwards to control the advance.
One of the coaches was talking to me about my design and how to get the players, who would be trained, on this practice field.
Then I woke up.
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Thursday, July 23, 2020
Hardrock Bear Now Likes Dr. Fauci
As part of that,
"the spectrum of involvement with the same pathogen is very unique," Fauci says.
This was from a story in Axios reporting from a TB Alliance meeting.
The story is here.
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Friday, June 19, 2020
Setback for Gate's Favorite University
Somehow, this cheer which follows some short music and consists only of the words 'Gator Bait' and hand motion as in the image, has been found by the University President to be racist.
He said,
... in an email to the student body,
I have no idea what horrific imagery he is talking about. There have been some movies starring a super large gator that eats people but those movies are supposed to be campy comedy. In those movies the people eaten are a pretty diverse bunch. There was also a fairly obscure movie called "Gator Bait" done in 1973 and an equally obscure GatorBait II done in 1988.
Initially Gate took this report with a grain of salt but it was also reported by the Miami newspaper, here. That report has comments from a person (who is black) who says he inspired the cheer.
Anyway,
Image and article here.
Tuesday, June 9, 2020
Ski Bear Gets to Practise his Tutorial
He has been driving for Uber but plans to go to the southern hemisphere soon as the ski slopes in New Zealand are soon to open.
So today we helped him out by getting pizza and fries as these are the items Ski Bear uses in his skiing tutorials (to go faster, put your skis parallel like fries; to slow up put your skis at a front intersection like pizza).
So, not only does ski instruction require large mental resources, it also helps to practice your lesson giving.
Meanwhile, Lev is looking on wondering what Ski Bear is doing and thinking about how it would require machos if Ski Bear were jewish.
Friday, May 8, 2020
Hadassah Gets into the Weiss Chronology Blog
Mother's Day Tulips before Sabbath
I got flowers from the store instead of from the yard for the Sabbath before Mother's Day.
Hadassah, representing the Parnas clan of the Ukraine, wanted to make sure there were no 'problems'.
Cards from Ann's birthday are near the Tulips.
Tulips match the table cloth. Cross posted with the Weiss Chronology.
Saturday, April 25, 2020
A Setback in the Makkos Universe
Lev is pondering this as it pertains to a possible world wide trend.
There is no set 'end of flogging' date reported in the article.
Also, it seems there is no movement to end the practice of amputation and execution, including by public beheading, in the Kingdom. This does seem to Lev that flogging is being unfairly singled out as 'inhumane' (whatever that means).
Reuters report is here.